What to do when you see your friend texting while driving
tha fuck you sed to me boi…
If you just had a clear box, you’d know that Schrodinger’s cat is alive and very confused.
can a dinosaur even get more fuckin rad?
you bet jurassican
i am so impressed by that dinosaur and that pun congratulations
Look upon thy death.
—William Shakespeare, Romeo and Juliet, Act I, Scene I
theres no difference between exercise and black magic both of them hurt your body at first and drain you of energy but the more you dabble in it the more powerful you become
this is the most inspiring thing i have ever read
Some people say I look like this guy by MrLegenDarius
Princess Mononoke print!
when kids stare at you for a long time
dj roomba is literally the greatest thing thats ever happened to me
when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors