"Sometimes I just wanna fuck, and sometimes I wanna be in love, and sometimes I wanna be alone."
this just happened on my dash and i’m dying laughing.
THIS IS JUST TOO PERFECT
omg this is impossible
i feel safe knowing that he is a guardian of our galaxy
if i haven’t embarrassed myself in front of you don’t worry it will happen
JFK Assassination.thats crazy yo
THESE ARE FRICKIN SNAPDRAGON SEED PODS
So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. HE HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.
This isn’t funny. That’s the gateway drug to a full blown marinara addiction. It’s good this was caught before this kid started hanging out at Olive Garden and sucking on every breadstick he can find to score another hit.
IT GOT BETTER.
Bebop & Rocksteady : by Chad Woodward
Shredder - Illustration by Matt Hubel